Title: Woman bites chunk out of her estranged husband's forehead
Summary: A woman attacked her bar manager husband at Shifty's Sports Bar, biting him so hard on the face that he might be permanently scarred, the New Plymouth District Court has heard.
Summary: Dalton Baker, 17 of Brantford executes a move called the back-side shifty on the half-pipe at Brantford's skate park at Brant's Crossing on Thursday afternoon.[...]
Title: Nigel Farage: Brimming over with bile and booze
Summary: I’m quite relieved that Nigel Farage MEP has only one testicle. When the former leader of the UK Independence party (UKIP) had the other removed in 1987 because of cancer, the doctors offered him an artificial replacement to give him “greater social confidenceâ€.
Summary: Emirates Team New Zealand has won the first race of the Louis Vuitton Trophy Auckland final, beating Mascalzone Latino by 12 sec. It was the team’s second good performance of the day.
Summary: 21 March 2010 Despite achieving a close win in race one of the Louis Vuitton Trophy finals series, Team New Zealand skipper Dean Barker is reluctant to give his side the favourites tag.
Title: Shifty Skateboards has expanded to La Grande
Summary: Yauncy White moved back to Baker City from St. Louis and opened Shifty Skateboards and Tattoos and the business has been growing and expanding ever since.
Summary: Faces in a coffeehouse get this composer's creativity percolating The Starbucks at the corner of North Avenue and Wells Street in Old Town is a massive place, and last Saturday and Sunday afternoons — the latter still chilly but sunny and pleasant enough to compel people to be outside — there was not a seat to be had.
Summary: There's always been plenty of drama in the narrative category of The American Dream -- especially when that dream becomes increasingly elusive.
Title: TV Review: 'Lost': Seduced by 'Other Woman'
Summary: Doc Jensen learned two very important lessons this week. The first? Limit yourself to just one sentence per column that refers to yourself in the third person, because it’s super-annoying. The second?
